Funny poetry

Duniyä Ko Ajäb Räng Dikhäti Häin Yeh Lädkiyäään

Märdo Ko Häthon Pe Nächäti Häin Lädkiyään
Käpdo Ki Ik Dod (dor) Si Lägti Häi JeseDärziyon K Kärobär Chäläti Häin Lädkiyään
Mäke Up K Bägäir Yeh Mukämmäl Nähi Abb Tu

Chehre Pe Ik Chehrä Chädäti Häin Yeh Lädkiyään
Kisi Täkreeb Mäin Poocho Nä Hääl Tu

InkäBär Chär Kär Numäiyeesh Käräti Häin Yeh Lädkiyään
Boodiyon Ne Bhi Bänä Räkhä Häi Ik Ajäb Tämäshä

Bääl Kätä Kär Yeh Bhi Kehläti Häin Lädkiyään
Bhoole Se Agär Kisi Ko Jo Kehdiyä AMMA

Khändän Ki Tärikh Bätäti Häin Yeh Lädkiyään
Mill Jäye Gär Yeh Tu Bän Jäti Häin Toofän

LADKO KO BHI BADNAAM KARATI HAIN YEH LADKIYAAN.....

mehwish kanwalMUHABBAT Dil ko diya bana ker roz-o-shab jalaati hai khawabon ko

rakh banati hai,kabhi khud ko khoon kerti hai muahabbat lehjhon k her lafz se aari

lekin her misray se khud ko sajati hai muhabbat zat k samander per badal ban ker

chaati hai to kabhi baraish ki bond ban ker dil k draya per barasti hai bad-e-saba se se le ker

gul ki mehek tak to kabhi khushboo mein simat ker bikharti hai samender se wussat le ker,chaand se chaandni le ker jugnoo aankhon mein bherti hai kabhi dhanak se rang le ker apna aanchal haseen ker hai kabhi khud ko satati hai,kabhi rooth jati hai,kabhi khud ko aazmaati hai kabhi lehjay se chalakti hai to lafz ko muttber banati hai jab ye aankhon mein sajti hai,to

khawab ki hurmat banti hai kabhi dil ban ker toot jati hai to khud ko dhutkaarti hai kabhi pakeeza noor le ker khud ko sanwarti hai kabhi sarapa-e-intizaar banti hai kbahi nagma ban ker khud ko gungunaati hai kabhi aah ban ker labon per machal si jati hai dil k dareechon se

jhaankh ker muskuraati hai muhabbat phir muhabbat hai,muhabbat ban k chaati hai kabhi bina aahat kiye kisi ko ko khawahishon mein bulaati hai saans jab mala banati hai.....muhabbat

dorh hoti hai kali jab khushboo bakherti hai.....muhabbat sans leti hai jab ye aankhon mein

sajti hai,to kasak banti hai dil mein jab koi utarta hai.to yeh khaawab banti hai jab yeh aankh

se sawan barsaati hai,to khud ko mitaati hai lafzon ki dilkashi khud mein samoti hai....to qayamaat dikhaati hai khubsoorat nazer mein sajti hai to aaina banaati hai apni jadugari se khawabon ko seher zada banati hai ab yeh khubsoorat nazer ka jadu hai k muhabbat ka tilism yeh khawaish ko tilism gari banati hai muhabbat to muhabbat hai......ye muhabbat ki karigari...........

Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,

Khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,

Khushiyaan kuchh yun umad rahin thi,

Ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi..

Subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana

Thoda sharmate huye humein neend se jagana,

Wo pyaar bhara hath hamare baalon mein phirana,

Muskurate huye kehna ki..

Darling chai to pi lo,

Jaldi se ready ho jao,

Aap ko office bhi hai jaana..

Gharwali meherban ka roop le kar aayee thi,

Dil aur dimag par poori tarah chhayee thi,

Saans bhi lete they to naam usee ka hota tha,

Ik pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha.

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5 saal baad....

Subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana,

Table par rakh kar jor se chillana,

Aaj office jao to munna ko

School chodte hue jana........ ......

Suno ek baar phir wohi awaaj aayi,

Kya baat hai abhi tak chhodi nahi charpayee,

Agar munna late ho gaya to dekh lena,

Munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal lena.

Na jane gharwali kaisa roop le kar aayi thi,

Dil aur dimaag par kaali ghata chhayee thi,

Saans bhi lete hain to unhi ka khayal hota hai,

Ab har samay zehan mein ek hi sawal hota hai..

Kya kabhi woh din laut ke aayenge,

Hum ek baar phir kunwaare ban paayenge .....

ek baar hum train main safar kar rahe the

safar main hum kuch gunguna rahe the ,

samne wali seat pe hamari baithi thi ek sundar ladki ,

jise dekh ke hamari bhi tabiyar bhadki ,

tab wo nikal ke khane lagi khana ,

uski khubsurti pe hamne ga diya ek romantic gana ,

tujhe dekha to ye jana sanam pyar hota hai deewana sanam,

sun ke hamari gana wo hamare paass aayi ,thodi muskurai ,

hum bhi muskura diye ,

usne kaha aapne to bahut aaccha gaya gana,

kal meri sadi hai BHAIYA aap jarror aana kyoon ki

bhai ko hai to rasme bahen ki sadi ka hai nibahana .

president BUSH went to a school to interact with

kids. After Having one brief talk with the children he asked them

if they have any Question to ask him.

One boy raised his hand and stood up;

Bush: whats your name?

John: john

Bush: whats your question..

Johm: sir I have three questions

1) why did America attack iraq without the approval of UNO?

2) where is Osama?

3) why do America support Pakistan so much?

Bush: you are an intelligent student John. (just then the bell for recess rang)

Oh dear students we will continue after the recess is over.

After the recess

Bush: ok children where were we? Yes, so anybody wants to

ask any question?

Peter raises his hand

Bush :Whats your name?

Peter: Peter

Peter : sir I have 5 questions.

1) Why did America attack iraq without the approval of UNO?

2) Where is Osama?

3) Why does America support Pakistan so much?

4) Why did recess bell rang 20 mins before the scheduledtime?

5) Where is JOHN ?????